Two tablespoons of cinamon
and two or three eggwhites
a half a stick of butter
melt it. 

Stick all in a bowl, baby 
stir it with a wooden spoon
mix in a cup of flour
you'll be in heaven soon

Say everybody have you seen my ballz there big and salty and brown
if you ever need a quick pick me up, just put my ballz in your mouth
ooh suck on my chocolate salted ballz
stick em in your mouth and suck em
suck on my chocolate salted balls
there fat full of vitamins and good for you 
so suck on my balls

Wanna cup of unsweetend chocolate
and a half a cup of brandy
and throw in a bag of sugar
and just a pich of vanilla.

Grease up the cookie sheet
cause i hate it when my balls stick
then preheat the oven to 350
and give that spoon a lick.

Say everybody have you seen my balls there big and salty and brown
if you ever need a quick, pick me up and stick my balls in your mouth 
suck on my chocolate salted balls
put em in your mouth and suck em
suck on my chocolate salted balls
their fat full of goodness, high in fibre.
So suck on my balls

Hey wait a minute, what's that smell
smells like somethins burnin
Well that don't confront me none.
Long as i get my rent, paid on friday.
baby you better get back in the kitchen,
cause i got a sneakin suspicion
oh man baby,
baby you just burnt my balls!

Help me my balls are on fire
how much baby my balls are burnin.
gimme some water, put some water on me.
my balls are burnin. Oh my goodness.
well blow on the blow on them do something

Ohh suck on my chocolate salted balls
put em in your mouth and suck em
suck on my chocolate salted balls
come on baby, blow uh
suck on my balls baby. 
suck on my balls baby
suck on my red hot chocolate salted balls
come on baby,
suck on my balls!!

